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My yoga instructor this morning was a guy who takes it all a bit too seriously. In addition to wearing nut-huggers, sporting a thick '70s porno 'stache and playing a flute during class, he walks around projecting "deep thoughts" in a stage voice during the class.

(If this is ringing a bell: yes, I've written about him before.)

Today's theme was "asking for help." It was a great message: part of living in - or belonging to - a community is allowing people to help you. It's good for you, and people enjoy being allowed to help. Nice lesson and I should probably try to follow it more often.

But where it went a bit sideways was in the examples he chose to share with us. During our 90 minute class, I learned:

  • He has a voice coach for opera
  • He has a language coach for foreign languages
  • He has a life/career coach
  • He once had $52,000 in credit card debt
  • He was able to pay it off using a debt relief service

Each revelation made me lose focus on my yoga pose and instead head down a mental HabiTrail of marginally related thoughts.

Of COURSE he has a voice coach! No wonder he always projects his voice like Tobias Funkë. I wonder if he's capable of a regular conversation without a stage voice? 

I wonder what foreign languages he studies? Italian seems like a no-brainer because of the opera, but I'm also going to vote for Spanish. Because he looks like someone who would like to use authentic pronunciation when ordering at Taco Bell.

A career/life coach? Whoa - that one had her work cut out for her, because I'm not actually seeing opera singer + yoga instructor + floutist as an obvious career path. Also: I didn't realize one could AFFORD a life coach in pursuing that career path.

Ah ha! Let me guess how you racked up $52k in credit card debt. I'm going out on a limb here, but - was it all the coaches? 

Or maybe it was the flute.

Or the shorts. 

Actually - there's really just no telling.