Back in 2020, the year that will live in infamy for all it unleashed on us, my cat Miss Moneypenny died unexpectedly. At the height of the pandemic, Alan and I were living like hermits and not seeing anyone, so she was my primary source of companionship most days. Combined with the fact that she was an awesome cat – friendly, chatting, easy going, snuggly – losing her left a big hole in my world.
So I did what pretty much every expert will tell you NOT to do: I rushed out and adopted myself another cat, precisely 30 days later. Based on only two data points, I believed that torties were the sweetest breed of cat, so I went on Petfinder and found one that had just been rescued from a kill shelter in North Carolina and was being fostered in Arlington. She looked very similar to Miss Moneypenny, but – at only 7 lbs – about 3/4 MMP's size.
Because this was peak-pandemic, there was no opportunity to meet the cat before adopting. Instead, I got to "zoom" with her one time, then I showed up with a carrier and the next thing I knew, this little terrified cat was mine. She spent most of the first week flattened between the wall and my desk, only sneaking out to eat and use her litterbox at night when I was asleep.
This was the opposite of how Miss Moneypenny arrived on the scene – she had jumped out of her carrier and straight onto my bed, purring and friendly. This new cat quickly let me know that there is no such thing as a "replacement" pet.
The good news: by the end of her first week, the new cat had warmed up to me and was – while still very skittish and prone to wedging herself behind my desk when I wasn't around – very snuggly. The bad news? We hadn't yet landed on a name for her. Alan and I had very different thoughts. Artemis. Diana. Pancake. Nancy Drew. Ramona Quimby. Nipsey Hussle. I'll let you guess which selections were mine.
In the end we – I – went with Ramona Quimby because, like her namesake, the cat was pesky and a bit prone to trouble. If a rose by any other name wouldn't smell as sweet, then I now worry that I may have hexed myself when naming her, because Ramona is quite a little handful.
For starters, she's a one-person cat. While Miss Moneypenny was a friend to anyone she met, Ramona Quimby only has eyes for me. She follows me around and sleeps under my chin, but if another human – except Alan – enters my house, she quickly retreats to hide in the closet. She might warm up (barely) over time, but at best she tolerates other people, and more often hides from them. She's made an exception for Alan, but we think that's only because he feeds her when I travel. She might grudgingly allow him a few pets, but it's equally possible that she will pee on his pillow to let him know she is not thrilled by his presence.
I KNOW!
Anyone who has visited my house knows I pride myself on keeping things tidy and having floors clean enough to eat off. So how do I reconcile that with having CAT PEE ON MY BED?! Well, I'll be honest. Initially I established a three-strike rule and threatened to return her to the rescue agency where I'd gotten her. But that felt like conscripting her to eventual euthanasia and she really was a sweet cat. So instead, I bought a waterproof mattress cover + pillowcases and rationalized that most people have to deal with children peeing the bed (often frequently and in the middle of the night!) so what is an occasional accident by an otherwise very sweet (and mildly neurotic) cat?
I KNOW. My friend Susie tried to convince me to rename her Lady Dum-Dum, but I honestly wasn't sure whether she was talking about Ramona or ME.
So here we are, almost three years later. Ramona Quimby is a very sweet companion who only rarely pees on the bed. (Honestly, that's probably how I'll describe Alan one day, assuming our relationship lasts another couple decades!)
I share all of this as context for my next post, which – by way of foreshadowing – I'm considering titling:
- A No-Good, Terrible, Very Bad Idea
- Dogs Are a Bridge Too Far
- Whelp. That Didn't Go So Well.
Or, if I want to eliminate any suspense, may just be titled:
- Cat Meets Dog, Cat Shits Herself and Hangs from the Newly-Replaced and Now-Damaged Window Treatment
On second thought, maybe I don't even need to write that post. If you've seen one cat evacuating its anal glands while launching itself vertically, you probably can finish that story.
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