Dog with glasses

The other day while showering, I tried to remember what Alan looked like in glasses. He wore them when we started dating, but then got Lasik our second year together. Although he spent most of his adult life in contacts or glasses, I couldn't picture him with anything on his face.

"Alan!" I shouted when I got out of the shower. "Do you still have your glasses?"

"No - I threw them out. They were falling apart... Why?"

"I was just trying to picture you in them and I couldn't. Isn't it funny - I can't remember what you looked like in glasses?"

"They looked GOOD on me," he said, simply.

BOOM. And I'm pretty sure that summarizes 90% of the difference between men and women.