Image Source: http://weknowmemes.com/2013/02/let-me-tell-you-a-story/I went to Boston last week for work. I usually travel a lot, but haven't been on the road since I got Miss Moneypenny. Normally, Alan would stay with her and make sure all was well, but he got called to NYC himself last week, so I scrambled to find a sitter. I even went so far as to contact a professional pet sitting place to see if someone could stop in... but then my friend Alison hopped to the rescue.

We were at dinner a few days before my trip and I mentioned that I needed a sitter. "I'll do it," she offered.

"No," I said, "It's for multiple days..."

"That's fine," she said. I wish I were that laid back. She hadn't even MET Miss Moneypenny when she volunteered to cat-sit.

Her friend Shawn piped up, "Careful! Ask her what happened when she cat-sat for me!"

I looked at Alison expectantly. "It wasn't my fault," she said. "How was I supposed to realize the cat and dog had separate bowls?" Turns out, she'd emptied the cat's bowl into the dog's bowl and only fed the dog for the week. In her defense: it's not like there wasn't food around. If the cat got hungry enough, she could've snacked from the dog's bowl.

Fast forward three days from hearing this story... There we were with fresh sheets on my bed so Alison could house/cat-sit and play with Miss Moneypenny until Alan returned from New York.

The report cards (which arrived by text) were positive regarding Miss Moneypenny. ("She's so sweet!") But not so positive when it came to my upstairs neighbor. ("Dude. Is your neighbor a GIANT? Does he LEAP instead of WALK?")

Oh crap. Forgot to caution her to bring sleeping pills to cancel out McStomperson.

NOT my cat. But note the tummy.

NOT my cat. But note the saggy tummy.

Alan arrived back from NYC in time to relieve Alison for the last day. He called me with an odd question. "Have you ever noticed, when you're behind or above Miss Moneypenny, and she runs somewhere in a hurry - like to her food bowl..."

I knew exactly where he was going with this, so I cut him off. "Yes! You've seen her fupa!"

Alan started laughing. "EXACTLY. What is going on there? Her stomach swings like a gate from side to side when she runs!"

(If you don't know what a fupa is, it stands for "fat upper pubic area" and is generally used to describe loose fat that hangs down into a person's pants somewhere between their stomach and their crotch. As it turns out, cats can have them too, even though they don't wear pants.)

Time-out: My sister just informed me that "fupa" is not a technical term. Apparently I shouldn't treat UrbanDictionary as a legitimate reference source. Alicia says the actual term I'm looking for is "pannus." (See? This blog is educational. Which means classy. You're welcome.)

Anyway. The moral of the story is: Miss Moneypenny  survived the week without me. And you have to love a cat whose stomach waves in greeting... almost as much as I love this photo:

This has NOTHING to do with this post, but absolutely slayed me.

This has NOTHING to do with this post, but absolutely slayed me.