I like fall. And I like winter. I do NOT like the unnamed season between the two, which is where we are right now. I'm choosing to call it Finter. Here are my chief complaints:
- It feels like it's always cold and rainy. Not cold enough for snow, but somehow cold enough to ensure your feet turn into ice cubes that require a long soak in the tub to thaw.
- The leaves that fell and haven't been picked up by the city are disintegrating into massive piles of pulp. In addition to being ugly, they're super slippery – I've almost wiped out WEARING SNEAKERS a half dozen times in the last week. And regardless of how well you wipe your feet, you WILL track this leaf confetti into your home.
- The other issue with the leaves: they're blocking storm drains, so whenever it rains (see bullet #1: always), water backs up until it's about 3-4 feet away from the curb, ensuring that whenever you leave the sidewalk, you WILL step into at least an inch of standing water.
- It's dark out at 4pm. Tonight I was sitting here reading my Kindle in the dark and I thought, "Well, I guess I'll brush my teeth and call it a night..." then I looked at the clock and realized it was only 5pm. It felt like midnight.
SIDE NOTE: I just went to find an image for this post and I googled "pile of leaves." This was on the first page of image results, and honestly, Google, I think you're kind of an asshole:
Please, help me: what is redeeming about this non-season? Anything?
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